混蛋诗

你叫我去这样干，

他叫我去那样干。

真是一群小混蛋，

全都混你妈的蛋。

Shit Poem

You asked me to do this shit,

He asked me to do that shit.

Oh my god all holy shit.

Holy moly ya’ll god-fucking shit.

破冰歌

看见地上一条缝，

灌上凉水就上冻。

如果不是冻化了，

谁知这里有条缝。

Song of Breaking Ice

I looked down and saw a crack on the ground,

Poured some cold water and it froze on.

If it wasn’t for that the ice has melted,

Who’d know that there is a crack on the ground.

咏雪

什么东西天上飞，

东一堆来西一堆；

莫非玉皇盖金殿，

筛石灰呀筛石灰。

Praise of Snow

What the heck is flying above?

Here, there, everywhere, oh my god—

Could it be God building his temple,

Screening lime powder, shaking lime dust.

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